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You guys should read thepromised neverland
#This post is about them now#Pretending all of these notes are people reblogging because they love my friends ray and don <3#Hall of fame
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Clan head!Gojo
#gojo x you#gojo x reader#gojo smut#gojo satoru#jjk fanart#english is not my first language if anything sounds weird im sorry pls pretend it makes sense#gojo satoru smut
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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can
#text!#idk the trend of twt artists pretending to be stealing their own art to get engagement rly broke my heart#like nooo!!! the joy of art is in the making!!!!! its not in the reaction!!
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This has to be an AU already right? I’ve never seen it. I’m doing it. My city now
The angst potential alone haunts me. How long do you think he waited for Ford?? When did it start to sink in that nobody was coming to save him, that nobody would miss him? Would anybody even want him back? How long did it take for his anger, his heartbreak, his grief to turn into acceptance and a belief that this was divine retribution? How long did he work, how many jobs did he take, how much wealth did he accrue, how many brushes with death did he have until he believed he’d “earned” the right to go home and see his brother?? Many such questions. I need to go deeper
#also the kids aren’t involved. Ford had to take Stanley’s name after an ‘incident’ and their parents dont want them near a convict#ooh that would be fun. imagine Ford pretending to be Stanley and seeing FIRST HAND how his parents treated him. ouch#gravity falls#gravity falls au#stanley pines#grunkle stan#stanley gets portal-ed au#stan pines#gf#reverse portal au
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making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time
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“Where’s the pathetic element?” Exactly Tom Hardy. Exactly.
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#the bikeriders#tom hardy#the thing about johnny is he is a pathetic man at his core#he makes an entire club out of nothing so he can pretend to be marlon brando#and then in walks Benny who is everything he’s pretending to be#and he needs to fuck him about it#so bad it makes him look stupid
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a nosy socialite at an event, leaning down: “Oh Richard, it must be so hard for you in that house, what with Bruce’s…proclivities for nighttime guests.”
Dick Grayson, fully aware at age 13 that Bruce Wayne is a Loser™ whose only “nighttime guest” is Clark Kent, who comes over to “review cases” with Bruce before/after patrol while both of them awkwardly ignore any and all tension between them: “Something like that.”
#thoughts#bruce wayne#batman#dc#dick grayson#Robin#superbat#Clark Kent#Superman#socialite: your dad is a *whore#dick: god if ONLY#MAYBE THEYD STOP AWKWARDLY PRETENDING NOT TO FLIRT THEN
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Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!
#laios touden#falin touden#marcille donato#farcille#arts#dungeon meshi#hello Im back again! to tumblr#also Im pretty shamlessly using beebfreeb 's falin outfit. I like it a lot I think thats how she is#delicious in dungeon#obviously influenced by some other peoples designs of modern designs figured Id put that disclaimer i do love those#i have no idea what the canonicity of laios going to the library is. like. he knows a lot#but i dont know if thats from books necessarily? jsut thought it was funny just pretend its this particualr libraary if that bothers u I gu
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My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:
When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”
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I mean honestly I don’t hate Harris. or Biden, who has actually done a lot of good in the last four years especially considering the mess he had to clean up. but whatever gets the “my imaginary moral high ground is more important than peoples’ lives” fucks to vote.
#I think some of you will never be satisfied#and just want an excuse to keep pretending that inaction is the height of moral purity#so that you don’t ever have to actually do anything
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genuinely irritated about the prevalence of brother-sister character designs where the brother has a huge nose and the sister has a tiny nose. 1) why are you a coward who hates the joy and beauty of women with big noses 2) have you looked at any real human siblings lately 3) why do you appear to think the nose is a secondary sex characteristic
#it makes me feel so crazy Why Do They Look Like That#big noses are not somehow more masc why are we pretending like they are#babbles
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#funny talking tag#My favorite thing to do is HC characters as trans but also that they've never heard that term before and act accordingly.#My other favorite thing to do is make characters repressed.#My other other favorite thing to do is make a character go ''I feel like a(n) object/animal/thing pretending to be a man/woman''#''but I don't really care about that right now I have a job''#Anyway while this post can be about whichever characters you feel fit I made this with a certain character in mind.#(Dimentio of SPM fame) (He has something really specific going on that makes me cackle) (You can ask me about it)#(Also Morceau Oleander is a trans woman to me because she would be happier)#(and she deserves to live a life not defined by other's expectations of her)#Someone put a forbidden and ancient curse on this post so no more.
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dead pixel
#can we pretend that dead pixel on the screen like shootin' starrrrr#2 posts in a day? yeh when i said i'm developing an illness for this game i really meant it chat o(-(#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#tw blood#my art
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beanbag chair psychology
#dtawing#homestuck#karkat vantas#rose lalonde#she's asking because she also has autism#WISH we'd seen more of these two interacting on the meteor they both love pretending to know about other people's brains#this took me like two days to make for no reason#i don't draw comics often#because usually by the time ive finished them ive rolled the punchline around in my brain so many times im worried its not funny anymore#but regardless#the Funny
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HOLY SHIT IT'S SEPTEMBER 8TH!!! AN ANNIVERSARY OF AN EXTREMELY HISTORIC EVENT!!!
NO! NO! NOT THAT ONE!!!
^^^THIS ONE!!!^^^
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